Saturday, May 31, 2008

Seven Mins in a Drive Thru

McDonald's Has not been very fast lately. Here I am waiting 7 mins for one double cheeseburger. I sped up most of it.



Next Post .... The Storms

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Our final night - Awana Games

For the last three years I have been the Awana Games Leader for our church. With magic shows now showing up at all times it has been hard to lead the games. With that said, I bowed out of games and will help with Puggles next year. Thank you to my great team and friends. Josh Washburn (left) and Shane Thrasher (right). You guys are the best. Shane filled in a lot for me in the past year. Shane will be moving on from games as well. I am not sure of Josh's plans.

Thanks for a great three years!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Yesterday was my Birthday....and I still got it!

The grass is greener on my side

Original Post 05/15/08

Happy Mother's Day Becky

Original Post 05/11/08

Becky got a flat...I changed a tire

Original post 5/10/08

Original Post 5/08/08

Becky tried to make rice but forgot to add water.

It's a miracle

Original Post 5/05/08

I had a very odd experience today. A miraculous event!!

I went to place my contacts in my eyes today. I figured it was time for a new pair. Each comes in their own package. I opened up one and placed it in the right eye. I did the same for the left. I then realized I had a very hard time seeing out of the right eye. "Hmmm...bad contact", I thought. I took it out and cleaned it off. Placed it back in the eye. No good. "Cheep Wal-Mart brand", I murmured under my breath. Did this same routine a few more times. I then took the right one out and placed it back in the package with solution and tried putting one of my old ones in since I had no other new contacts. SAME RESULTS. Very very blurry. "Oh no somethings wrong with my actual eye!", I thought to myself as panic starts to sit in. I then took the old one out set it aside and took the one I KNEW I could see clearly from in the left eye and place it in the right eye. SAME RESULTS.

"Great I have developed a eye problem over the course of the night sleeping". I took the contact back out and placed it in the left eye again and did not place any contact in the right eye. Getting ready to head downstairs to have Becky look at my eye I notice something very strange. 20/20 VISION! "Ok! What is going on here" I rubbed my eye and no contact. I looked and both old contacts were in the case and the "bad" new contact in the packaging with solution. One good one in my left eye....that makes 4 contacts. WHY CAN I SEE PERFECT! Ahhh it was not an eye problem I developed overnight it was SUPER EYE REGENERATION! Now I am super confused.

I head downstairs with a bewildered look on my face. "Becky I am wearing only one contact and have perfect vision. Do YOU see a contact in my right eye." Bending close to her with a crazy look already in my eye from the event that just unfolded I hear, "Uhh Yea". Sure enough I pick out a contact from my right eye. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

I walk upstairs more confused than before. "OK" standing in front of the sink "One...two old contacts, One new contact in the packaging, One new in the left eye, and one renegade contact in the right". 5 contacts! I am not sure how I did not feel it in there before but here is what I have concluded.

One of the new packages actually contained 2 contacts stuck together. An error at the factory. One poor sap probably got an empty case and is still on their bathroom floor looking for the contact they "dropped". It obviously was blurry with two contact and when I took it out I only got a hold of one of them. Craziness then perspired.

What a long story to tell you I got a FREE CONTACT but a small mental breakdown.

Yard Sales

Original Post Made 5/02/08

I went to a lot of yard sales today to get items for my magic business. Here is the list.

Elvis mask
large flower
toy clock
2 fish tank bubblers
colored rainbow streamer flags
spring eye glasses
2 nose and glasses
handcuffs
magnetics game
lots of mismatched socks
bag of pantyhose (you would have to be a magician to understand that)
pin the tail on the donkey

I also got something real cool form a free bin.


I love garage sales.

p.s. no jokes about the pantyhose......I did not have to tell you. :)

Ok I got my own blog

Everyone said I needed to get my own blog.....so.....Here it is.

Above is postings from my wifes blog that were mine.